So gather round children
And you shall hear,
Tales of pots and Kettles
And crocodile tears.
The mug shot model
Is innocence personified
His witch hunting accusers
Have been properly vilified
It’s his gubernatorial prospects
The attorney general fears
Despite low name recognition
And no election for four years
So he’ll muddy the waters
And pretends he won’t stress
Those clothes prison issued
And DOC mailing address.
